If we ruled the world.....

Monday, July 31, 2006

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My Manifesto

Is there going to be a coup?

1. Overturn smoking ban.

2. Cut tax on fags and booze.

3. Outright ban of Phil Collins.

4. Ditto Celine Dion.

5. Make recycling compulsory.

6. Compulsory membership of Join Me.

7. Put any books I may write on the National Curriculum.

8. Make fair trade compulsory.

9. I want my own spaceship a la Stark Trek Voyager.

10. Put metaphysics on the National Curriculum.

11. Outbidding me on ebay punishable by death.

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Thursday, July 27, 2006

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I am a soldier. I am a man.
I am a prophet. I have a plan.
I have a vision. I have a rage.
I am a Christ for the atheist age.
An empire of shit. A world-wide contagion.
Me at it's source : a man, not a nation.
So kneel before me. Hear me laugh! Hear me lie!
For I am the soldier to see the world die.

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

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If I ruled the world (the postcard manifesto)

1) Free peanuts to those who need them most.

2) People who say "I'm not racist but ..." to be forced to admit they are racist.

3) Air- conditioning on public transport.

4) State capitals to move around every four years, like the Olympics.

5) No manifestos allowed

6) No self-referential jokes (except the last one).

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006

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My name is Vicky. Reasons why I should rule the world, based in the UK.

1) Female -men are rubbish at it.

2) Can control money and temper.

3) My friends/cabinet + I speak a wide range of languages, so could talk instead of attack.

4) Help UK to eradicate poverty. Then we have more people to aid other countries.

5) Ban things that create illness. The we have more healthy people to aid other countries.

6) Compulsory organ donor register (see above).

7) Overseas Aid -focus on housing, health, education. Sending money is wrong -sending goods/help is better.

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Saturday, July 22, 2006

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1. The abolishment of cat juggling in South America.

2. Dutch Trance to be used as background music for all state funerals.

3. The surname 'Johnstone' to be replaced with 'Funkdog'.

4. Zippy from 'Rainbow' to be my closest advisor.

5. Rainbows to be contained and used as ammunition in a giant ray gun typed Love Cannon.

6. The Eiffel Tower to be replaced by a giant effigy of Rod Hull.

Brought to you by Claude Flesh-Hammer.

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Sunday, July 16, 2006

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I would like to rule the world because...

It would give me something more constructive to do than criticise the people who do it already!

(Why- have you got a job going?)

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Thursday, July 13, 2006

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1- I am NOT to be disturbed before 10am for any reason whatsoever.

2- Please refer any queries or complaints to someone else.

3- I am available to sign things between two and four pm.

4- I'm only going if there's free alcohol.

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006

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I should be in charge of the world because:

1) I would not allow countries to be invaded for oil.

2) I would share out wealth equally.

3) I would lock up all criminals for life.

4) I would ban American football and cricket.

5) Reality TV would be outlawed and all former contestants put to death.

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What is the point?

This blog will document the work in progress. Each postcard manifesto will be displayed here until there are enough to finalise the project.

Please send your manifestos to
P Ryan
2 Blackfriars Street

more details....

Friday, July 07, 2006

Send Me Your Manifesto

For reasons that may or may not become apparent in the fullness of time I want you to send a postcard to P Ryan 2 Blackfriars St, Glasgow, Scotland G11PE if you've ever secretly thought you should be in charge of the world. On the postcard I'd like you to list as few or as many reasons as you like that you and you alone should rule the world. I need your manifestos for something I'm building. You can remain anonymous if you like or stand up and be counted. Either way I want your manifestos.

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