If we ruled the world.....

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

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Reasons I should rule the world.

Frankly I can't do worse than the current chaps.

Luxembourg would be my base of ops, for it is love.

Art would be as integral to education as the '3 rs'. Then when imagination has become a human right,

I'd give the world back.

(I mean it only takes up space)


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Friday, September 15, 2006

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If I ruled the world -My Manifesto:

1. Make smoking illegal!

2. All to bow down to a big statue of me (As Queen of The World) daily.

3. Poverty banished

4. Wars banished.

5. The wearing of gold and silver jewellery banished and punishable by hanging.

6. Shakira -Banished

7. Shania Twain - Banished

8. The Beautiful South -Banished

NB: All banished items to be sent to a tiny island in Pacific to annoy each other for eternity.

9. 15th Oct Queen Amy's Birthday -becomes a national holiday.











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Thursday, September 14, 2006

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If I were queen of the world, the world would become more just. I'm qualified in that I truly care about people and would set a good example of how to live. Passive entertainment would fall out of fashion -everyone would enjoy creative pursuits, like making zines, sex, singing. The workday would go from 8 to four hours a day. No-one would be super busy and everyone would have time to play with their kids, write a novel, make soup. Gardens would flourish, there would be no more traffic jams and adults would play frisbee.

Love

Laura Marie Taylor



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Monday, September 11, 2006

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For the following reasons I and I alone should rule the world!

Schools to create all rounders nor robots.

Have Chinese style morning exercises.

Unite the nation with some amazingly beautiful policies.

Revive the nations imagination.

Create policies that put sustainability right at the top.

I would listen to my people.

Love

Sara












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Wednesday, September 06, 2006

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1. I would enforce proof of living on a farm (or similar) to own a 4x4.

2. I would scrap all third world debt. Obviously.

3. Manners ans social etiquette taught as compulsory in school.

4. I would close all MFI, Sofaworlds etc. Oh and maybe DFS. They show a distinct lack of imagination.

5. I would ground all aeroplanes for 1 year to rest the planet.

6. I would pay nurses a lot more money.

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Tuesday, September 05, 2006

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Dear Postcard Manifestoes,

If I ruled the world (or better yet became a minor deity),

I would:

1. Cap footballer's pay and limit ticket prices- greedy cunts!

2. Make ex-pats (worldwide) take a 6- week course intro to the native language.

3. Bring back the death penalty for rapists/ murderers/ unsalvageables.

4.Make all plane tickets tax-free.

5.Make Sean Connery King Of Scotland (no powers, just figurehead)

6. Ban film remakes in all countries.


Love from Honk Kong!

Soupdragon



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Monday, September 04, 2006

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If I ruled the world.....

1. I'd ban all beards.

2. I'd knight Rolf Harris (once he has shaved).

3. I'd watch the final episode of Lost.

4. Employ Michael Mann to direct the news.

5.I'd encorage the colouring of statues.

6. Banksy would design a new stamp of me.


Word to your Mum!


http://jamieparkins.blogspot.com/


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