Is there going to be a coup?
1. Overturn smoking ban.
2. Cut tax on fags and booze.
3. Outright ban of Phil Collins.
4. Ditto Celine Dion.
5. Make recycling compulsory.
6. Compulsory membership of Join Me.
7. Put any books I may write on the National Curriculum.
8. Make fair trade compulsory.
9. I want my own spaceship a la Stark Trek Voyager.
10. Put metaphysics on the National Curriculum.
11. Outbidding me on ebay punishable by death.
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