If we ruled the world.....

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Postcard Manifesto 0017

Dear Postcard Manifestoes,

If I ruled the world (or better yet became a minor deity),

I would:

1. Cap footballer's pay and limit ticket prices- greedy cunts!

2. Make ex-pats (worldwide) take a 6- week course intro to the native language.

3. Bring back the death penalty for rapists/ murderers/ unsalvageables.

4.Make all plane tickets tax-free.

5.Make Sean Connery King Of Scotland (no powers, just figurehead)

6. Ban film remakes in all countries.

Love from Honk Kong!


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