If we ruled the world.....

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Postcard Manifesto 0012

If I ruled the world I would.

1. Bug everyones home.

2. Employ 'yes' people for my ego.

3. Talk about my old life with fake pleasure and clenched teeth.

4. Have a war now and again to keep people in fear.

5. Keep the masses from revolt by keeping them uneducated with lotteries, paparazzi photos of myself and naked women in tabloids -which I am in control of.

6. Allow protesting and then arrest those that do.

If I ruled the world my morals and my ethics would get the better of myself.


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Blogger Rob7534 said...

Love this one! A man/woman after my own heart!

11:32 AM

Blogger D-Notice said...

I'm getting the strangest sense of deja-vu after reading this manifesto...

7:35 PM

Blogger Clairwil said...

Hmmm! It certainly reminds me of something, I just can't put my finger on it.

9:30 PM


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