If we ruled the world.....

Saturday, August 26, 2006

Post Card Announcement

****For one night only I will be accepting hand delivered manifestos at Babbity Bowster, Blackfriars Street, Glasgow, G1*******

I will be wearing a red 'Clairwil' badge so I'll be easy to spot. Friday 1st September 7-9pm. Prize for the first postcard delivered.

Read about the manifestos in The Times.

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1. Make everyone who has more than £1million give the rest to poor countries and charities.

2. Give girls whose hair goes frizzy in the rain a day off work when it is raining.

3. Buy all the pubs in Wimborne.

4. Fire George Bush and Tony Blair.

5. Play extreme hide and seek.

6. Ban McDonalds and Burger King.

7. Stop anything destructive to the environment.

8. Make everyone communicate in song, like a musical.

9. Marry Jared Leto.

10. Find a cure for AIDS and cancer.

11. Convince everyone Vanilla Ice was cool!

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Thursday, August 24, 2006

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Reasons I should rule the world:

1. It would be an experience.

2. I could do whatever I want.

3. I could make a difference.

4. I am not evil.

5. At least I have good intentions.

6. I would try to wake everyone to have a good time.


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Friday, August 18, 2006

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I should rule the world because...

...At least then I would be able to stop worrying/ wondering about what I want to do with my life!

Plus I'd be nice to people.

Gemma Wearing

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006

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If I ruled the world I would.

1. Bug everyones home.

2. Employ 'yes' people for my ego.

3. Talk about my old life with fake pleasure and clenched teeth.

4. Have a war now and again to keep people in fear.

5. Keep the masses from revolt by keeping them uneducated with lotteries, paparazzi photos of myself and naked women in tabloids -which I am in control of.

6. Allow protesting and then arrest those that do.

If I ruled the world my morals and my ethics would get the better of myself.


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Sunday, August 13, 2006

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Molly's Manifesto!

1. For life to be free from pain, suffering and poverty.

2. For equality and freedom of speech.

3. To smash the last taboo -class prejudice.

4. To be free from the tyranny that binds me.

5. To find a cure for cancer and terrible illnesses.

6. To believe in kindness and emotional freedom.

7. To be able to go back in time to change the past.

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Thursday, August 03, 2006

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I have a recurring experience where it becomes apparent that I exist in a complex simulation. Consequently if I truly am the only "real" person in this universe, I may as well rule it.

Word to your mother.


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I, Katie Ann should be in charge. And following are my rules......

* Everyone would have to smile more. Show more teeth.

* All the great mum's out there would be made queens.

* The general public wouldn't view charity fundraisers as the devils spawn.

* Mashed potato would be served with every meal.

* the Sun would always shine.

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