If we ruled the world.....

Saturday, July 22, 2006

Postcard Manifesto 0004

1. The abolishment of cat juggling in South America.

2. Dutch Trance to be used as background music for all state funerals.

3. The surname 'Johnstone' to be replaced with 'Funkdog'.

4. Zippy from 'Rainbow' to be my closest advisor.

5. Rainbows to be contained and used as ammunition in a giant ray gun typed Love Cannon.

6. The Eiffel Tower to be replaced by a giant effigy of Rod Hull.

Brought to you by Claude Flesh-Hammer.

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